I camp so I don’t punch people in the throat shirt
I am not convinced anyone involved in I camp so I don’t punch people in the throat shirt for more than a night. I like how they are going to make room for pool noodles, but they can’t bring enough spices for more than one meal worth of spice. I used to camp like this. Prep everything perfectly like Martha Stewart the Survivalist. The problem with being that person is that everyone expects you to take care of everything. Now I just show up late and smoke weed. Instead of wasting pool noodles by cutting them you can easily just slide them up the strings before you peg them and stick them in the ground.

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I camp so I don’t punch people in the throat shirt

Buy this shirt: I camp so I don’t punch people in the throat shirt
I camp so I don’t punch people in the throat shirt
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